badwords=new Array();
goodword=new Array();

badwords[0]="ass";
goodword[0]="bottom";

badwords[1]="bastard";
goodword[1]="silly billy";

badwords[2]="bitch";
goodword[2]="funny girl";

badwords[3]="blow job";
goodword[3]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[4]="blowjob";
goodword[4]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[5]="bollocks";
goodword[5]="fliddle sticks";

badwords[6]="bollox";
goodword[6]="donkeydoo";

badwords[7]="boner";
goodword[7]="carrot";

badwords[8]="bullshit";
goodword[8]="daisies";

badwords[9]="buttplug";
goodword[9]="parsnip";

badwords[10]="clit";
goodword[10]="lily";

badwords[11]="cock";
goodword[11]="carrot";

badwords[12]="cockfucker";
goodword[12]="naught carrot";

badwords[13]="cum";
goodword[13]="cup of tea";

badwords[14]="cumslut";
goodword[14]="lovely lady";

badwords[15]="cum slut";
goodword[15]="lovely lady";

badwords[16]="cunnilingus";
goodword[16]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[17]="cunt";
goodword[17]="cat";

badwords[18]="dick";
goodword[18]="little carrot";

badwords[19]="dick head";
goodword[19]="silly billy";

badwords[20]="dickhead";
goodword[20]="silly billy";

badwords[21]="dildo";
goodword[21]="parsnip";

badwords[22]="dipshit";
goodword[22]="fool";

badwords[23]="dyke";
goodword[23]="beautiful lady";

badwords[24]="faggit";
goodword[24]="charming fellow";

badwords[25]="faggot";
goodword[25]="charming fellow";

badwords[26]="fellatio";
goodword[26]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[27]="feltch";
goodword[27]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[28]="fuck";
goodword[28]="Oh dearie me";

badwords[29]="fucking";
goodword[29]="really silly";

badwords[30]="fuck off";
goodword[30]="toddle off";

badwords[31]="fuckoff";
goodword[31]="toddle off";

badwords[32]="fuckup";
goodword[32]="terrible mistake";

badwords[33]="fuckwit";
goodword[33]="funny old thing";

badwords[34]="fudgepacker";
goodword[34]="charming fellow";

badwords[35]="handjob";
goodword[35]="pat on the back";

badwords[36]="hand job";
goodword[36]="pat on the back";

badwords[37]="hardon";
goodword[37]="cramp";

badwords[38]="hard on";
goodword[38]="cramp";

badwords[39]="humping";
goodword[39]="singing";

badwords[40]="jerk";
goodword[40]="silly billy";

badwords[41]="jerkoff";
goodword[41]="noodle head";

badwords[42]="jerk off";
goodword[42]="noodle head";

badwords[43]="jizz";
goodword[43]="Coke-a-cola";

badwords[44]="kunt";
goodword[44]="cat";

badwords[45]="minge";
goodword[45]="cat";

badwords[46]="motherfucka";
goodword[46]="dozey chicken";

badwords[47]="motherfucker";
goodword[47]="dozey chicken";

badwords[48]="mother fucker";
goodword[48]="dozey chicken";

badwords[49]="motherfucking";
goodword[49]="really silly";

badwords[50]="mother fucking";
goodword[50]="really silly";

badwords[51]="munging";
goodword[51]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[52]="oral";
goodword[52]="a liquorice allsort";

badwords[53]="paki";
goodword[53]="sweetie";

badwords[54]="penis";
goodword[54]="carrot";

badwords[55]="piss";
goodword[55]="wee wee";

badwords[56]="pissed off";
goodword[56]="upset";

badwords[57]="pissedoff";
goodword[57]="upset";

badwords[58]="pissflaps";
goodword[58]="cat";

badwords[59]="piss flaps";
goodword[59]="cat";

badwords[60]="pussy";
goodword[60]="cat";

badwords[61]="pussies";
goodword[61]="cats";

badwords[62]="pussylicker";
goodword[62]="nutty personage";

badwords[63]="pussy licking";
goodword[63]="cat a bath";

badwords[64]="rim job";
goodword[64]="cup of tea";

badwords[65]="rimjob";
goodword[65]="cup of tea";

badwords[66]="rimming";
goodword[66]="playing the violin";

badwords[67]="sex";
goodword[67]="a nice cup of tea";

badwords[68]="sextoy";
goodword[68]="parsnip";

badwords[69]="sex toy";
goodword[69]="sarsnip";

badwords[70]="shit";
goodword[70]="noodles";

badwords[71]="testicle";
goodword[71]="bean tin";

badwords[72]="tit";
goodword[72]="banana head";

badwords[73]="titwank";
goodword[73]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[74]="tit wank";
goodword[74]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[75]="titfuck";
goodword[75]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[76]="tit fuck";
goodword[76]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[77]="twat";
goodword[77]="silly giraffe";

badwords[78]="vagina";
goodword[78]="loopy crocodile";

badwords[79]="vibrator";
goodword[79]="parsnip";

badwords[80]="wank";
goodword[80]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[81]="wanker";
goodword[81]="daft puddin' head";

badwords[82]="whore";
goodword[82]="beautiful lady";

badwords[83]="testicles";
goodword[83]="bags under my eyes";

badwords[84]="scrot";
goodword[84]="heavy shopping bags";

badwords[85]="scrotum";
goodword[85]="heavy shopping bags";

badwords[86]="tits";
goodword[86]="collection of cosmetics";

badwords[87]="slag";
goodword[87]="perfect Valentine";

badwords[88]="oral sex";
goodword[88]="a liquorice allsort";

badwords[89]="oralsex";
goodword[89]="a liquorice allsort";

badwords[90]="shag";
goodword[90]="nice Valentine's present";

badwords[91]="shagging";
goodword[91]="opening Valentine's presents";

badwords[92]="fucked";
goodword[92]="overwhelmed by Valentine's Day";

badwords[93]="frig";
goodword[93]="toddle";

badwords[94]="frigging";
goodword[94]="opening Valentine's presents";

badwords[95]="get fucked";
goodword[95]="find your own Valentine's pressent";

badwords[96]="crap";
goodword[96]="awful";

badwords[97]="fuk";
goodword[97]="doodle";

badwords[98]="fukc";
goodword[98]="doodle";

badwords[99]="fuking";
goodword[99]="really silly";

badwords[100]="shite";
goodword[100]="noodles";

badwords[101]="nob";
goodword[101]="carrot";

badwords[102]="noboff";
goodword[102]="if you would excuse me please";

badwords[103]="nob off";
goodword[103]="if you would excuse me please";

badwords[104]="nigger";
goodword[104]="special person";

badwords[105]="coon";
goodword[105]="joyful person";

badwords[106]="zulu";
goodword[106]="adorable person";

badwords[107]="black bastard";
goodword[107]="Valentine heart throb";

badwords[108]="arsed";
goodword[108]="bothered";

badwords[109]="arse";
goodword[109]="whoopsie daises";

badwords[110]="arsehole";
goodword[110]="cheeky monkey";

badwords[111]="tosser";
goodword[111]="cheeky bunny";

badwords[112]="nigga";
goodword[112]="sqeezeable dumplin'";

badwords[113]="niggah";
goodword[113]="Valentine snuggle bunny";

badwords[114]="slut";
goodword[114]="Valentine beauty";

badwords[115]="tit head";
goodword[115]="Valentine dreamboat";

badwords[116]="tithead";
goodword[116]="Valentine dreamboat";